{"id":967,"date":"2008-01-10T22:25:09","date_gmt":"2008-01-10T20:25:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.zeit.de\/joerglau\/2008\/01\/10\/nasrallah-jetzt-als-kiosk_967"},"modified":"2008-01-10T22:25:09","modified_gmt":"2008-01-10T20:25:09","slug":"nasrallah-jetzt-als-kiosk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.zeit.de\/joerglau\/2008\/01\/10\/nasrallah-jetzt-als-kiosk_967","title":{"rendered":"Nasrallah &#8211; jetzt als Kiosk"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Esra aus Bahrain schreibt auf <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mideastyouth.com\/2008\/01\/08\/nasralla-coldstore\/\">Mideastyouth<\/a> \u00fcber einen neuen Kiosk (Coldstore) in seiner Nachbarschaft, der den Namen des Hisbollahf\u00fchrers Hassan Nasrallah tr\u00e4gt (wahrscheinlich, weil der Besitzer den Mann verehrt):<\/p>\n<p>\t<a href=\"https:\/\/blog.zeit.de\/joerglau\/files\/2008\/01\/nasrallah.PNG\" title=\"nasrallah.PNG\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/blog.zeit.de\/joerglau\/files\/2008\/01\/nasrallah.PNG\" alt=\"nasrallah.PNG\" height=\"335\" width=\"445\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>\t&#8222;Nasralla coldstore, folks! Free home delivery! Grenades! Israel! Lebanon! Fat people in capes!<\/p>\n<p>\tThey have the cheapest galaxy bars, but everything in there conjures up images of dead people being blown up for no apparent reason. Don\u2019t turn this post into a political debate of Israel vs. Lebanon vs. your mom or whomever. I\u2019m posting this here because I don\u2019t understand why he\u2019s being treated like a prophet &#8211; people still have his pictures hanging out of their windows and cars. You can\u2019t make a joke about him without people biting your head off, as if you insulted the Prophet Mohammed or something to that effect. Now I have to suffer a coldstore bearing his name next to my house. Urgh.&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>\tDa tun sich gewaltige Gesch\u00e4ftsm\u00f6glichkeiten auf. Ein <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mideastyouth.com\/2007\/01\/08\/eau-de-hezbollah\/\">Hisbollah-Parf\u00fcm<\/a> hat es auch schon gegeben.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Esra aus Bahrain schreibt auf Mideastyouth \u00fcber einen neuen Kiosk (Coldstore) in seiner Nachbarschaft, der den Namen des Hisbollahf\u00fchrers Hassan Nasrallah tr\u00e4gt (wahrscheinlich, weil der Besitzer den Mann verehrt): &#8222;Nasralla coldstore, folks! Free home delivery! Grenades! Israel! Lebanon! Fat people in capes! 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