{"id":1388,"date":"2010-01-26T07:05:44","date_gmt":"2010-01-26T06:05:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.zeit.de\/sex\/?p=1388"},"modified":"2010-01-23T18:23:02","modified_gmt":"2010-01-23T17:23:02","slug":"von-bienchen-blumchen-und-baumchen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.zeit.de\/sex\/2010\/01\/26\/von-bienchen-blumchen-und-baumchen\/","title":{"rendered":"Von Bienchen, Bl\u00fcmchen und B\u00e4umchen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/tremendousnews.com\/2009\/08\/25\/7-trees-in-hilariously-compromising-positions\/\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blog.zeit.de\/sex\/files\/2010\/01\/penistree1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/blog.zeit.de\/sex\/files\/2010\/01\/penistree1.jpg\" alt=\"penistree1\" title=\"penistree1\" width=\"272\" height=\"392\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1387\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog.zeit.de\/sex\/files\/2010\/01\/penistree1.jpg 272w, https:\/\/blog.zeit.de\/sex\/files\/2010\/01\/penistree1-208x300.jpg 208w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 272px) 100vw, 272px\" \/><\/a><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Woran erinnert Sie dieses Bild?<br \/>\n&#8211; An einen Penis.<br \/>\n&#8211; Und woran erinnert Sie das hier?<br \/>\n&#8211; Auch an einen Penis.<br \/>\n&#8211; Keine Angst, ich glaube, dagegen kann ich Ihnen etwas verschreiben. Schaun Sie, <a href=\"http:\/\/tremendousnews.com\/2009\/08\/25\/7-trees-in-hilariously-compromising-positions\/\">der hier<\/a> war fr\u00fcher auch mein Patient.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8211; Woran erinnert Sie dieses Bild? &#8211; An einen Penis. &#8211; Und woran erinnert Sie das hier? &#8211; Auch an einen Penis. &#8211; Keine Angst, ich glaube, dagegen kann ich Ihnen etwas verschreiben. 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