{"id":1536,"date":"2010-03-11T11:27:55","date_gmt":"2010-03-11T10:27:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.zeit.de\/sex\/?p=1536"},"modified":"2010-03-11T11:27:55","modified_gmt":"2010-03-11T10:27:55","slug":"schau-mir-in-die-augen-kleiner","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.zeit.de\/sex\/2010\/03\/11\/schau-mir-in-die-augen-kleiner\/","title":{"rendered":"Schau mir in die Augen, Kleiner!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Und da dachte ich, ich h\u00e4tte mich an Marion Cotillard bereits mehr als sattgesehen. 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