{"id":672,"date":"2008-10-05T13:01:59","date_gmt":"2008-10-05T12:01:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.zeit.de\/sex\/?p=672"},"modified":"2008-10-05T13:01:59","modified_gmt":"2008-10-05T12:01:59","slug":"sei-nett-zu-deinem-gemuse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.zeit.de\/sex\/2008\/10\/05\/sei-nett-zu-deinem-gemuse\/","title":{"rendered":"Sei nett zu deinem Gem\u00fcse"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Die US-TV-Moderatorin Rachael Ray hatte vor kurzem eine 58j\u00e4hrige Dame zu Gast \u2013 und zwei Maiskolben. Und zwei Gummis.<\/p>\n<p>Und dann kam genau das, was Sie jetzt denken. Beinahe.<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/GRda_A4zXpI&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><\/object><\/p>\n<p>Und ich dachte immer, dass, wenn, dann der Maiskolben nett zu einem ist, quasi. Und nicht umgekehrt.<\/p>\n<p><small>Gefunden vom Chef via Twitter bei <a href=\"http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2008\/10\/02\/rachael-rays-corn-porn-vi_n_131335.html\">Huffington Post<\/a>.<\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Die US-TV-Moderatorin Rachael Ray hatte vor kurzem eine 58j\u00e4hrige Dame zu Gast \u2013 und zwei Maiskolben. Und zwei Gummis. Und dann kam genau das, was Sie jetzt denken. Beinahe. Und ich dachte immer, dass, wenn, dann der Maiskolben nett zu einem ist, quasi. Und nicht umgekehrt. Gefunden vom Chef via Twitter bei Huffington Post.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":57,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[211],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-672","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humorotisch"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v21.0 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Sei nett zu deinem Gem\u00fcse - Das Sex-Blog<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/blog.zeit.de\/sex\/2008\/10\/05\/sei-nett-zu-deinem-gemuse\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"de_DE\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Sei nett zu deinem Gem\u00fcse - Das Sex-Blog\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Die US-TV-Moderatorin Rachael Ray hatte vor kurzem eine 58j\u00e4hrige Dame zu Gast \u2013 und zwei Maiskolben. 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