{"id":863,"date":"2009-01-20T08:43:51","date_gmt":"2009-01-20T07:43:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.zeit.de\/sex\/?p=863"},"modified":"2009-01-20T08:43:51","modified_gmt":"2009-01-20T07:43:51","slug":"wichsen-20","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.zeit.de\/sex\/2009\/01\/20\/wichsen-20\/","title":{"rendered":"Wichsen 2.0"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Zuerst dachte ich, das hier w\u00e4re ein Hoax:<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/7vo7tBpT7T0&#038;color1=0xb1b1b1&#038;color2=0xcfcfcf&#038;hl=en&#038;feature=player_embedded&#038;fs=1\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><\/object><\/p>\n<p>Aber der Geist des Menschen kennt keine Grenzen, seine Erfindungsgabe noch weniger, und wenn&#8217;s um die Optimisierung seiner Lust geht, sind ja, wie wir von diversen vergewaltigten Melonen, Schweinelebern und sonstigen <a href=\"https:\/\/blog.zeit.de\/sex\/?p=366\">Hilfsmitteln<\/a> wissen, ohnehin alle Schranken oben.<\/p>\n<p>Und deshalb gibt es das, \u00e4h, den? <a href=\"http:\/\/tengatango.com\/\">Tenga Flip Hole<\/a> echt zu kaufen. 89,90 US-Dollar f\u00fcr 50 Mal Raketepolieren? Wo man die ganze Arbeit noch selbst machen muss?<\/p>\n<p>Ich wei\u00df nicht.<\/p>\n<p>Lesen Sie morgen: 1x Wichsen f\u00fcr 13,30 US-Dollar! Jetzt mit dem <a href=\"http:\/\/tengatango.ecrater.com\/product.php?pid=3382056\">Tenga Deep Throat<\/a>!<\/p>\n<p><small>Vielen Dank an xyz und Hazel!<\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Zuerst dachte ich, das hier w\u00e4re ein Hoax: Aber der Geist des Menschen kennt keine Grenzen, seine Erfindungsgabe noch weniger, und wenn&#8217;s um die Optimisierung seiner Lust geht, sind ja, wie wir von diversen vergewaltigten Melonen, Schweinelebern und sonstigen Hilfsmitteln wissen, ohnehin alle Schranken oben. Und deshalb gibt es das, \u00e4h, den? 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