Hossein Derakshans Ankündigung, er werde die Islamische Republik im Fall eines amerikanischen Angriffs mit der Waffe verteidigen, ruft unterdessen auch die Satiriker auf den Plan:
Join me, readers, return to Iran and fight the imperialist aggressors. And if I stay behind it will only be to report on your selfless courage. You will be giving your life for both the nation and the world. I will make sure your death does not go unnoticed, that the picture of your dead body is posted on my blog. And if there’s live footage of you being maimed or tortured I promise to post it on YouTube. Go brother, go sister. Let us send a message to the neo-cons: the Iranians are one people, UNTIED. I mean UNITED.
Aus Iranian.com.